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Thursday, April 5th, 2007
2:56 pm	The Cunt has come back with a vengeance! Unfortunatley, I have been busy for a long time, but once again, I have time to rant! My group of friends.............They all have some horrid taste in music and television!  Case in point: Dear little April. April is 24 and she still watches TRL. No fucking joke.  TRL...................The channel for pre-pubescents and adolescents. And yes, April, a voluptous brunette siren of the sexually appealing age of twenty four is watching this childish channel. I do not joke. She watches such music videos as Avril LaVigne's "Girlfriend", a childish, juvenile music video in which a unattractive,trailer trash girl decides to humiliateand bully a upper crust redhaired broad with 50's style glasses in order to steal her boyfriend.   Watching the video will guarantee your loss of about twenty brain cells. To observe this video is death for your dear brain. April loves the video and squeals with delight when it comes on. She sounds as though she is having a fresh orgasm.  Then of course, we have washed-up 90's pop star Gwen Suck-fani singing "Shitty Escape"........errr, I mean "Sweet Escape". April hollers with joy as this lame music video pops up onto the screen. I want to cry upon my eye sight falling upon this travesty. Once again, The Hara-PUKE-u girls show up and rescue their embittered, but not hope-lost Aryan heroine.  Basically, this is enough to make me vomit. For me, watching a Gwen Stefani video is akin to ingesting semen. It's that bad.  But everytime I venture over April's house, she has that damn television on and is squealing with delight and sometimes even dancing to these wretched tunes and hideously ugly videos! Yes, it brings tears to my eyes as I am forced to sit there on the couch and have to listen to "Hey, hey, you, you! I can be ya' girlfriend! No, no! Ya need a new one!" Then the evil song is stuck in my head all day and I have to bang my head on the desk at work to alleviate the tension. Oh how evil music can be! The worst is when Fergie comes on! All of my friends adore Fergie with the exception of one. WHY DO PEOPLE ENJOY FERGIE'S MUSIC? The only decent song she has ever produced is "Finally." All of the other songs cause me to get a brain hemmorrhage. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 3rd, 2006
6:14 pm	ENOUGH OF FERGIE! THIS BITCH BLOWS! My review of "London Bridge" after seeing it for the first time. One of my close friends told me to watch this music video called "London Bridge" by a certain annoying and physically ugly pop star named Fergie. (Yes, this is the former crackhead skank from the "Black Eyed Peas.") Apparently, she's released a new solo song.  And big surprise. IT SUCKS! My fellow female friends love her, but I don't see it. This girl simply sucks. She has little talent. She cannot dance for shit. All she does is shake her ass which isn't sexy. Her face looks like somebody took a shit on it. HER MUSIC SUCKS! It sucks so bad. I cannot believe anyone would buy it! You would have to be snorting coke to purchase this shit! How did this repulsive skank even get a record deal? In the video, She tries so hard to be sexy and the results are hilarious. She isn't sexy and she never will be. I was even disgusted with the video. She goes around throwing herself on all these men. It's pretty funny to think what the men are thinking. "Am I going to catch Herpes now?" Fergie wants to be sexy. She tries so hard as you can see in the video. Dancing on the tables, trying to seduce a English guard, and moving her ass. But the majority of males do not like Fergie. I googled her name along with Black Eyed Peas once and you should have seen all the search  comments describing Fergie as ugly, unattractive, or "Fergie pisses herself onstage." Basically, I am sick of Fergie. I wish she would dissapear permanently. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 2nd, 2006
12:14 pm	I couldn't help it And neither can you. You're thinking the same shit. (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 27th, 2006
4:06 pm	Stupid, shallow, vain bitches I cannot stand this one girl. I'll call her Helena. Helena is a vain whore who thinks that everything in the world should revolve around her. She believes that she has the right to do anything she wants because Daddy pays for it all. Her father is wealthy. Her daddy pays for her meals, clothes, corsets, diamonds, etc. And I bet Helena sucks his 1-inch tiny cock a lot too for it. So Helena goes off and throws a party. I have no problem with this and I really don't care. But she sends two nasty emails to my friends saying "You're not invited. Nanner nanner nanner." God, the fucking immaturity! Helena is over the age of 21 and she does this. She also writes, "And so, my BOYFRIEND lyke totally buys ME a diamond RING! OMG!!!!!!!! And lyke, it's 1,000 dollarz! OMG!!!!!!!!!" Gag me with a 10 inch dildo. Helena's boyfriend is borderline retarded. He has not a thought in his giant vapid melon-shaped head. He practically drools as he stares into space. So we all know that the supposed expensive diamond ring really came from a small  toy vending machine in the Grocery store. Helena overheard me saying this and got all emotional. "OMG! GISELLE! YOU ARE LYKE SO MEAN!" She writes in her little online blog. The dumb whore expects feedback but recieves none. She then proceeds to write "OMG! THEY ARE IMMATURE!" She then announces she is getting married. I tell her they won't last. Helena says they will because she has money. Somebody hit Helena. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
12:35 pm	Furries scare me! No offense to you people with strange sexual fetishes out there, but honestly, the whole "Furry" phenomenon creeps me out. It's one thing to love animals, but it's another thing to fuck them. Now any sort of porn can be weird, I know that. I've seen porn involving 500 pound women, porn involving young Japanese girls slipping eels inside of eachother, porn involving people pissing on eachother, but when I read a story somewhere about a Australian guy who got caught fucking a poor pitbull terrier in the ass, I was just angry and grossed out. Furry Porn consists of cutesy pics of animal/human hybrids fucking eachother. Whale + Dolphin + dick = furry masturbation And here we have some more charming furry friends fucking! Hey, look! It's a dragon with a penis! Next we may just have a cow with DD hooters and a snake with giant testicles! Wouldn't that just be soooo sexy? And here's a shark who actually magically grew pectoral muscles overnight!  Awww, man! A pregnant dolphin! Stupid bitch is gonna mooch off the Marine Life Welfare system! So yeah, furry porn's a bit strange. I don't really wish to lick dolphin pussy and swallow dog cum. I don't exactly have a desire to touch my box while seeing artwork of dogs and cats fucking eachother. And hornets getting raped by flies doesn't trigger my orgasm either. Animals are like children to me. In my opinion, having sex with an animal would be like fucking a kid. It's not my thing. Furthermore, I doubt animals are turned on by us. Well, actually, my friend's pet pitbull Chaos shoved his nose into my cleavage and started humping my leg once, but that's actually quite embarassing and I'd rather not talk about that dirty canine pervert Chaos. Bad Chaos! My cleavage is off limits! But maybe we can hand little furry Chaos over to some furries and otakus. Commence the lights! Let the fun begin! I'm sure Chaos wouldn't mind going a lil' outside of his species for a brief seccond even if it is with 500 pound hairy men with tits! Ugh, maybe not. Furry sex is fucking weird. (Comment on this)
Friday, June 9th, 2006
11:45 am	The bitch is back with a new rant! FUCK JEFFREE STARR! For those who don't know this annoying internet pheomenom, I declare you are lucky! He is a transvestite who is only popular in the world of myspace.com.  He has a cult following of goth girls under the age of twenty who worship him for no apparent reason. That's fucking ugly! That isn't attractive despite what the majority of his fanclub thinks. Jeffree Starr failed in life so he sought solace in the great, grand internet to become a pop star. However, anyone outside of myspace doesn't really listen to his singing. His singing sucks. It's god awful. He does pathetic rapping and he sounds constipated as he's doing it! It's scary to see some of his fans too! They leave comments on his page such as "OMGZ! I LUVZ YOU JEFFREE AND WANT 2 MARRY YOU, OMGZ! TEE HEE HEE!" They comment repeatedly almost on every fucking picture of him. Ask the average Jeffree Starr fan why they love him so much and you'll get an answer such as "Uhhhh.........duhhhhhhhhh, I dunno. I just  do." Ironically, most of Jeffree Starr's fans are also anime and Japanese Rock music fans. However, I bet they never heard Jeffree's little disgusting racist remark on the Japanese. "I don't even need to go to Japan to be surrounded by yellow skin and eyes too slanted to see sun. Walking down the street becomes a gauntlet as little Asian schoolgirls do a woodwork popout. After all, it's called J*pop for a reason." So not only is Jeffree a complete ugly fucker, a fake, he's also a racist. Yet he still has a legion of fans backing him up at every turn. Fans who can't even give me a valid reason for liking this waste of space who should commit suicide. If you meet a Jeffree Star fan, run for the hills. If you meet Jeffree Starr, kick his ass. He thinks he's God's Gift to the world. He calls himself "The Queen of the Beautifuls." More like the Queen that fell from the Ugly Tree and got hit with the Ugly Stick and got raped by the Ugly Gnomes a thousand times over and over again. Basically, Jeffree Starr is some guy who's trying so hard to be different and to rebel against society but in reality, he's fake as hell. He has no talent and nothing to help him get by in this world. His music is shit and he has nothing else except wearing a shitload of makeup to attract people. His only fame lies within the internet.  You too can look like this! Just grab bleach and pink hair dye, shitty crayola eyebrow pencils and a two dollar jacket from the Salvation Army! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 20th, 2006
10:09 am	They've taken over my home! Well, I've been doing fine lately, except everyone around me is singing Black Eyed Peas songs! I'm not kidding! I hate that band so fucking much! My family sings Black Eyed Peas! My friends sing Black Eyed Peas! Even people at work sing the Black Eyed Peas songs! What the fuck, people? I don't see the appeal. You have four mentally challenged morons pretending to dance and sing onstage. One was a former crack addict, I hear. The bitch pissed herself onstage at a concert. Yeah, it was that ugly prune-faced one who calls herself "Fergie." Damn, she is ugly. I've seen the asses on elephants look better than her. She should not be allowed to go out in public. Her face is so distorted and so hideous that it makes any child with a birth defect look normal! I mean, being in a hospital and doing medical research opens your eyes to all sorts of atrocities, but I've never seen anything as gross looking as Fergie. Even a cyclop is much sexier than her. Honestly, I've seen sideshow freaks that are cuter than she is. It's pretty funny too how in the video "Don't Phunk With My Heart", they hire all these actors to go ga-ga in the audience over her. It's hilarious when you know what the guys are really thinking. "Oh, Lord! Please don't let that monster touch me! That thing...............it's so scary!" Honestly, my baby girl can't even watch a Black Eyed Peas video without getting actual nightmares. Fergie's face is scary. We just got a new pitbull puppy and when she looked up at the t.v. and saw Fergie, she shit on the carpet. The faces of the boys aren't that much better. That guy, Taboo, or whatever his name is, he looks like a drag queen on crack.  But it's not just their hideous faces that repulse me. It's their singing. Fergie's voice is annoying. All she does is sing "no,no,no,no" in all of her songs. You'd think with a face like that, she'd be lucky and grateful that any man would come within 6 feet of her without howling and running for the hills.  Grotesque is a good word to describe Fergie. She's talentless, hideously ugly, and full of herself. She is an egocentric little whore who needs to have her ass kicked. It's funny how she brags about herself. She doesn't have "big humps" as she sings. Her ass is flat like a pancake. Her chest is sunken in. She has no lovely lady lumps. I'm pretty sure that she was born a man. She has a masculine jaw and an adam's apple. Yep, people. I think Fergie was born a dude. It's amazing what the media tries to sell off as "hot." She ain't hot. When I first saw her, I felt the vomit rising to my throat. It was hideous. Horrifying. Horrific. The sight of her made me dizzy. I have seen horrific things in my life, folks. I have seen autopsy photos, deformed humans, sideshow freaks with parasitic growths on their faces, stillborn babies, and crime scene photos. But Fergie's face was the worst of them all. She would even scare the Elephant Man and make him cry for his mother. And to be honest, I'd rather get into bed with the Elephant Man than with Fergie. Not only is Fergie horrendously ugly, she pisses herself onstage. Yep. You've all heard of it happening. But she actually pissed herself. Folks, I do not lie. She pissed herself ONSTAGE!!!!!!!!!!! Disgusting bitch. What type of role model are you now? I'm not fond of people who don't know how to use a toilet. I do volunteer work and I've seen a lot of shit and I've cleaned up a lot of waste and urine. From animals mostly. I can tolerate that type of stuff but not when it's from a grown human who should know better. Then there's that stupid "Where's the Love" song? In this song, all four members whine about how society is so cruel. The three stooges and the hideous Fergie-monster all pretend to give a shit about the downplight of others while whinging on and on. Now they're pretty hypocritical while lambasting the movie industry and the cripsfor setting bad examples to children.  Need you any more proof than some of their own music? In one song, the Black Eyed Peas sing about having a fetish for human feces. I kid you not. The song "Smells Like Funk" is about shitting. They brag about how much they crap. They also sing about what's on the inside of a fat woman's thighs. So while they lambast the movie industry for violent films, they croon tunes about keeping toilets clogged with their shit and what's inbetween a woman's legs. So help me understand: It's okay to sing about shit and fat pussy even though your band is marketed towards young children, yet it's not okay to advertise action films to adults? Jeesh. They'd better rewrite "Where's the Love"? As for the "Humps" song, Fergie sings about her humps. Meaning her breasts and her flat pancake ass. One of my relatives was watching that video and dancing to it. I watch as Fergie and a bunch of hired dancers dance around to lyrics singing about big humps. One model flashes a gold bikini at the camera. However, the song is about big breasts and big asses. None of these girls have breasts at all. I'm not saying breast size matters because it certainly does not, but if you're going to create a music video honoring large titties, you may as well bring voluptous girls into it. Even a girl who had at least some tits would have been good for the video. Nope. They had dancers with sunken in chests and flat asses. So yeah, the video made no sense. And Fergie trying to pass herself off as a gorgeous hottie was even more pathetic. It was sad. It was as though I were watching a tragic comedy. Fergie will NEVER ever be hot or even come within 456,000,000 miles of being remotely attractive in my eyes. She will always be a talentless, ditzy, ugly, stupid girl who wants attention. And I've never seen a more pathetic woman.  So there you have it. Fergie and her pathetic band have scored millions of braindead admirers who follow them everywhere. People are idiots. If you want a real role model to look up to, Go look up the late Elizabeth Glaser. Not only is she a better role model than Fergie, she never called her fans "fat" nor does she ever use crack or piss herself onstage. And hey, she actually was intelligent whereas Fergie has a hollow head! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 6th, 2006
7:36 pm	NEW RANT! I tell you this: The Black Eyed Peas suck! Their incessant horrid voices ring in my ears. They simply suck. They are talentless. They have stupid lyrics. Very pointless lyrics. They sing about women's asses. One of their songs was called "Let's get retarded" but it was changed to "Let's Get It Started." Too bad............The Black Eyed Peas needed a song that suited them. They are retarded. I'm sick of seeing these talentless douchebags on the radio. Fuck 'em. They simply suck. Take 'em off the radio, folks! Put on some talented singers! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
12:57 pm	How I hate Gwen Stefani, Let me count the ways Those who read my journal know I loathe the ugly retard who calls herself Gwen. I can't stand her for the life of me. I wish to see her fade away but the talentless floozy keeps popping up everywhere I go. She's like a curse. She's a manufactured pop star who is simply irritating. There was once a time where Ms. Stefani was tolerable. She wasn't so popular and she wasn't showing up everywhere. She actually masqueraded as a decent singer because she had a nice band who played well. This band was called No Doubt and they were okay to listen to. But then Gwen went solo. And her musical talent proved to be slim to none. Gwen made a very crappy dance album filled to the brim with stupid, techno songs which contained insipid, ignorant lyrics. Lyrics to songs that a three year old could have wrote. The lyrics were simply dreadful. In one song, Gwen chants the word "Shit" over and over again. Perhaps Ms. Stefani is borderline retarded.  Ms. Stefani decided to change her image as well. When her career first began, Gwen was an ordinary looking girl. She often wore jeans and a tank top. This time around, she decided to overdose on peroxide and bleach. Not exactly natural, not exactly pretty. Looks like an albino five cent hooker. Not original either. Michael Jackson bleached himself too. But I digress. With Gwen's image, Everything now had to be about wealth.  Gwen began to sing meaningless songs about admiring Vivienne Westwood, Comme Les Garcons (or whatever the fuck that stupid shit is called.) and her own clothing line L.A.M.B. and making money. And of course, you had the song where Gwen croons about "my shit, my shit." repeatedly. So now, Gwen's created a fucking industry and a brand new legion of stupid fans. The type of fans which hold an I.Q. of twenty one and would happily follow Ms. Stefani off a cliff. Perfect! Maybe if Gwen commits suicide, they will too! But once again, I digress. Now yes, Gwen is an artist. But she's an inspirationally challenge one. Her lyrics simply do not hold up. They are meaningless, pointless, and about stupid things. Also, Gwen has decided to try and branch her fanbase out. She claims she made her fashion line L.A.M.B. for Japanese girls. However, the average young Japanese girl will not be able to afford her clothing. L.A.M.B. is extremely expensive and the clothing is fucking ugly. A simple shirt will cost you four hundred dollars. Clothing in Japan is more expensive than clothing in America. And so that means L.A.M.B. will cost Japanese girls more than it will cost American girls. (You have to pay for shipping too.)  Gwen also goes on and on about how she loves Japanese people, yet on her Harajuku lovers site, she stereotypes them. The caricatures of the girls show little yellow creatures with slanted eyes and arms down to their knees. They greet you with random phrases in Japanese with high squeaky voices and when you go to "meet the Harajuku girls," One bows to you and another giggles. Compare the Japanese caricature above to Gwen's which is long-limbed, pretty, and normal. What was that about racial streotyping? Gwen wants Japanese fans, but in reality, (I have relatives in Japan so I know this) She isn't really popular over there. Music such as Ayumi Hamasaki rules there.  But apparentley, Ms. Stefani has given up on Japan. Now she's gone all to the Gangta culture and wants fans there. In the music video Luxurious, the dumb bitch has decided to try and branch out to the Latino community. She tries to pathetically play herself up as the great Mexican artist Frida Kahlo. But it is a weak attempt because Gwen's lack of talent shows itself very well. But I honestly think Gwen's too stupid to realize that she stereotypes. In her song "Harajuku Girls", She has a female voice with a mock accent talking along. Towards the end we hear, "Gwen Stefani, You RIKE me!" Hmmm................................. So Gwen's image sucks and she has a feeble attempt of trying to grab Foreign fans. But that's not all that fucking sucks. Gwen's videos suck equally as well. In Hollaback Girl, We have Gwen going to high school and being a cheerleader. The woman's 36 fucking years old. In Rich Girl, we have Gwen as the captain of a pirate crew. In What Are You Waiting For, We have Alice In Wonderland on crack. Gwen almost drowns in a kiddie pool, gets rescued, and then towards the end, takes off her pants and dances on a table at a tea party. Then in Luxurious, Gwen goes all gangsta on yo' ass. So yeah, I hate Gwen Stefani. And I hate her clothing line. And I hate her fans. (23 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
4:08 pm	Sick of vain camwhores What the fuck is wrong with all these ugly, gross, disgusting looking girls writing shit like "I'm so hawt" online or taking nude photos of themselves and putting that shit on the net. Seriously! I've seen photos of pimple-faced, greasy-haired, either morbidly obese or morbidly anorexic chicks placing photos of themselves and claiming "You know ya want me!" No, You make me fucking puke. You're gross. You look like worse than a five cent hooker. You're ugly. Accept it. Half of you ugly camwhores have ugly boyfriends too. I pray that you won't have any children. I hate my own gender sometimes. Many girls today are pretty fucking stupid. Seriously, You're not hot. Please, bitches, put a rope around your neck and jump off the highest cabinet you can find. So here's some camwhores. Posing naked for attention. Most of them seem to do that nowadays.     (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, December 31st, 2005
4:26 pm	Happy Fucking New Year. Remember to get drunk off your ass. (Comment on this)
Monday, December 26th, 2005
11:40 am	How was my Christmas? It was rather fun, but Hubby was being an asshole. In his Pakistani accent, he'd go "I no like dis' dinner! This turkey is shit!" My pitbull ended up getting really ill and as a result, she ended up vomiting in our bedroom. Poor Gertrude. We also made the mistake of inviting over my cousin Melissa who is schizophrenic. She really isn't stable in any form. She is incoherent in her speech.  On the bright side, the kids loved the food and the presents and we have a new puppy. The ugly sister-in-law was invited (by Hubby) but she didn't show up.  Even if I hate someone, I do not shut my doors on Christmas. Christmas is a time to rekindle and reconcile. Apparently, the lard-in-law did not care to show up at all. There is no excuse for that. I did not care whether she came or not, but Hubby really wanted her to come and spend time with our family. Sometimes, I wonder how people can live with themselves knowing that they are such selfish assholes. I recall one situation where a friend of our family died and the sister-in-law called me up yelling and hollering because I hadn't called her up to tell her when the funeral was. Yeah, it was in the paper. But fatso hadn't bothered to look. Anyways, I had a good Christmas and I am pretty glad that she didn't come. She would have ate all the food.   (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005
8:28 pm	Yeesh! Fuckin' psychics! Hubby and the fat sister-in-law see a psychic. They follow this psychic's words routinely. They believe in this psychic. They love her. Apparently, this psychic is the bees knees. However, I looked her up. Found out the bitch has a fucking criminal record. Yep. She's a con-artist. So basically, my giant crisco-stuffing sister-in-law and hubby have been following a psychic who speaks bullshit. The bitch scammed them. Now this particular girl charges a lot for her servies. This same girl tells my sister-in-law to "believe" in her. My sister-in-law does indeed believe in her. She worships this very psychic. She thinks this psychic will grant her eternal life. How pathetic! Then again, it is my pimply sister-in-law. Seems as though they are lambs being led to the slaughter. (Comment on this)
Sunday, December 18th, 2005
5:41 pm	DEATH TO CAMWHORES! Oh God! No! One of my old friends from college is a new fresh camwhore. Except when I stumbled on her pictures, The ugly sow was in a pile of  shit! No, I kid you not! She's got a shit fetish.  I will never look at her the same again! Not only does she bare her saggy lumpy tits online, she photographs herself playing in shit! So I have a special message to all the kids out there. DO NOT EAT SHIT! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 12th, 2005
10:45 am	New rant of the day!!!!!!! Today's music SUCKS! Sorry to have to be the lone bitch to say it, but today's American music sucks. It's deteorating very fast. We have really horrible singers. We have really shitty bands. This is why I listen to mostly German and Japanese music. What does America have now? It has cock-sucking poptarts such as Black Eyed Peas, Hilary Duff, Lindsey Lohan, amd many others that just blow. And lest we get onto the subject of the Music Awards. They gave them to suckass singers who cannot perform music if they had guns aimed at their empty heads. When I finally flip onto my Gotoit. Music channel, What is playing? That goddawful song "My Humps"! Fergie is not only annoying, but she's a true butterface if there ever was one! So goddamn annoying that song is! "Mah' humps, Mah' humps, Mah' lovely lady lumps". Shut the fuck up. Please. If not for the sanity of the population, Do it for my sanity alone. I do not know which is more disturbing. The fact that people like this shit or the fact that it wins awards. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 8th, 2005
3:04 pm	The whale doesn't understand. Remember how I told you all that I wasn't going to speak with my lardy sister-in-law? I haven't done so. But yet she keeps calling! The 1-ton monster is too dumb to comprehend what "Stay away from me and my family" means! So what does she do? She fucking calls my house! The fat mumbling cow calls me and demands I call her. Nope. Sorry, Crisco. You lost all rights to visiting me and my family when you told me that I was a "shitty wife" because I told Hubby to make his own dinner.  Yeah, well, If I was a real shitty wife, I'd be 400+ pounds and sitting at home chowing on fried chicken drumsticks all day like you. So please, my dearest fat woman, Shut the fuck up before you so blindly criticize others. How the fuck can you let yourself balloon up past 400 pounds, stay at home all day watching T.V. and eat bon-bons, and then label a relative of yours a "shitty wife"? And furthermore, Could you at least dress yourself fucking modestly?  Wear clothes that fucking fit your 90 inch waistline! I mean, I'm thin and even I know to wear pants that fit! Don't ever come to the house again. Or at least just fucking shower. Wash your fucking hair because it's so fucking greasy! And your face.......................EEEEEEEEK! The terror of terrors! Whatever. Somebody get this fatass to stop calling me.     (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
11:44 am	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH GOD! I think that's my fucking sister-in-law in this picture! Oh God! No!   (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
1:35 pm	Sick of Fat Asses! I have completely had it with morbidly obese people. People who weigh more than 350 pounds need to do something about it! Disgusting obese people who are 350 pounds or over need to stop buying thongs, stop hitting on people who are under 300 pounds, stop eating so goddamn much, start taking more showers, and stop raising the prices of our medical healthcare! A hospital gown should not have to be especially made for a 500 pound person! I know plenty of obese people. I knew a girl who was 586 pounds and who was bedridden because of it. It was disgusting and a repulsive sight! My own sister-in-law is over 435 pounds and she gets bigger and bigger. It's pukeworthy! It's sickening. It's especially sickening when you see 400 plus pound girls walking around wearing skimpy shorts and belly baring shirts. I mean, it's sickening. They have stretchmarks the size of Oklahoma on their stomachs! Cover up, ladies!  It's even sadder when they wear bikinis to the beach! Christ! I'm thin and I don't even wear bikinis! Have some fucking decency! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 5th, 2005
1:06 pm	Hubby is dumb. If your spouse is Middle Eastern (as Hubby is), He can be a big asshole. Hubby and I aren't speaking right now because of the lardy sister-in-law, but when we do speak, It usually goes along the lines of this. Typical conversation Hub (In thick annoying accent): Make a'me sum' dinner! Make a'me sum' food! Me: Make it your fucking self, asshole. Hub: But you a woman! Me: And you're an asshole. Hub: Back'a in Pakistan, We dont'a let women go outside! Me: This is not Pakistan. Hub: But it should'a be Pakistan! Me: Well, it is not Pakistan. Hub: America is bad for women. Me: And assholes are bad for America. Hub: I no asshole! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 2nd, 2005
12:02 pm	ENOUGH WITH THE DESIGNER CLOTHING! Well, I was just strolling through the neighborhood and my friend Yolanda runs up to and tells me she wants a Versace sweater for Christmas. I tell her that it is slightly too expensive for my budget. She then asked for a Calvin Klein watch. Again, too expensive. Then she asks for two sweatshirts from L.A.M.B. (Gwen "Culture exploiter" Stefani's clothing line) So I kindly said to her, "Yolanda, Do you know how much one sweatshirt costs from L.A.M.B.?"                 Yolanda shook her head. "Four hundred fucking dollars!" I explained. "See, Queen Bitch Stefani decided to make shitty clothes and plaster her name all over them because she knew middle class kiddies and downtrodden lower class girls were going to spend their hard earned paycheck to be with the in-crowd. So you see, Yolanda, The bitch is making you pay four hundred dollars for a sweatshirt. And you know very well that she isn't going to donate a cent of her earned cash to Hurricane Katrina victims so why support someone like her?" Yolanda stared at me. "I didn't know L.A.M.B. clothing cost that much." She gasped. Think about it. We're getting scammed by the Fashion designers. And we're paying for this crap. (1 Comment |Comment on this)